For those of you who do know Daniel and how he compares anything of worldly properties to the likes of Chuck Norris, of course you think hes a nut job and retarded. (mind you, he is) But anyway, if you did not know who this fella by the name of Chuck Norris is, let me enlighten you. Then maybe bit by bit, you too will be as retarded as Dan himself, once you start believing what you read, that is. Enjoy. Here are a few of the best quotes that actually make sense.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.
-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
-Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
-There are in fact 5 elemental forces; strong, weak, gravitation, electromagnetic and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him.
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
PS: To see more of Chuck Norris' awesomeness, go to http://www.historyaddict.com/chucknorrisms .html. For all the stuff you dont understand, just acknowledge that its much less superior than Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He just stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
-Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. To bad he has never cried.
-Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
-Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
-There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
-The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
-Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
-Some people wear Superman pyjamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas.
-Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.
-There are in fact 5 elemental forces; strong, weak, gravitation, electromagnetic and Chuck Norris.
-Chuck Norris has been dead for years. Death is afraid to come get him.
-Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
-Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
-Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except for pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
PS: To see more of Chuck Norris' awesomeness, go to http://www.historyaddict.com/chucknorrisms .html. For all the stuff you dont understand, just acknowledge that its much less superior than Chuck Norris.
3 comments:
You copied those shit from his meme fanpage didn't you? And honestly, Chuck Norris is getting old. Try going to IRC channels to see how they pwn3d the crap out of him.
Do u consider this pwning? Its brushing up, actually. And im only doing this to introduce him to other misinformed kids in our form. Im not doing this coz i think its cool. Im just doing Dan a favor by reducing his retard status by doin a little explaining.
I didn't consider this as pwning nor brushing up, was I even heading to that direction in the first place? If I must, it must be prove that I've read too much doujins for the day. =/
His retard status can never be elevated nor reduced. It just stays at it is. Unless, of course, he takes the form of his gay brother, because that will net him shit-ass chinese girls.
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